Friday, 30 November 2007

Tories are sexier

According to the great Boris Johnson, 'voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts'. Well, Didactophobe has nothing to worry about on that, er, front.

Today's Daily Mail highlight's Theresa May's choice of top for yesterday's PMQs. There are rumours that she is trying to compete with Jacqui Smith - yeah, right. There is NO contest, folks. Theresa wins with a double whammy.

Jill Parkin in today's Mail has criticised Theresa, saying that she would not expect her dentist to expose 'a plunging neckline'. As my dentist is a man of a certain age, I would concur with that. However, she misses the point. Dentists are expected to be experts in their field and to get on with their job of keeping your teeth healthy. MPs are jacks-of-all-trades, for whom presentation is a large part of the job. Theresa helps to present a stylish, lively image for the Tories: let's have more of it!

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