According to the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation, 200,000 members of the GMB, Unite and Unison unions are expected to strike today, causing disruption to people across Scotland.
David Prentis, General Secretary of Unison, is quoted as saying that members feel they have no choice, and indeed they don't. But perhaps he does.
The Liebour Party right now is massively dependent on unions for support, more than it has been for years and years. Except, where the donations used to come from a wide range of unions, it is now only a small number of super-unions keeping the show on the road. Including, er, Unison.
On 31 March this year, when Unison donated £427,635 of its members' money to Liebour, did Mr Prentis not consider whether this was an appropriate use of cash? Rather than play games with members' jobs, why did Unison not simply tell Gordon Brown that the life support machine was about to be disconnected? The one-eyed bogey miner would have had no option but to crawl to the unions for support.
Ditto, Unite's donation of £875,844 on 28 March, and the GMB's donation of £356,997 on 19 March.