Seriously. What is an emergency condom? And why should Scouts visit sexual health clinics rather than building campfires and woggling their woggles?
According to the Daily Mail, however, Scouting ain't what it used to be. I blame the lunacy which permitted girls to join the Boy Scouts (as they used to be known) on the grounds that it would be discriminatory not to. Now, instead of the wholesome activities Scouting used to be about, some boys and girls are apparently seeing it as an opportunity to do some shagging. We live in a country which has gone mad. Seriously mad.